Total Medals Earned: 3,419 (From 465 different games.) Total Medal Score: 72,080 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Be a perfect survivor!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/135 points)
Click the Armor Link on the titlescreen
Beat the titlescreen.
Beat your first level!
Beat the tutorial level without using the Kraken
Get four stars on each level on Island 1
Get four stars on each level on Island 2
Beat the game with any score.
Get four stars on each level on Island 3
Medals Earned: 2/6 (110/295 points)
On 'Difficulty Increased' level, fall out of the purple gate instead of walk.
Rotate the screen 500 times
Make it through a purple gate just as it's closing
Die 50 times
Complete the game
Complete the game without dying
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 12/12 (120/120 points)
Find the evil!
Find some barbed wire!
Find some blue blobs!
Find the chicken!
Find a dish on a projector!
Find kitty ears!
Find fire!
Find guns eaten for breakfast!
Find a cool mecha helmet!
Find the potions!
Find some weird shrooms!
Find a wee bird on a bigger bird!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (70/70 points)
Get a score of 2,000
Smash two platforms
Wave hello to six parachuters on the way down
Get a score of 4,500
Grab 4 powerups
Get 7,250 points. When you DO land, it's probably going to hurt. A lot.
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/340 points)
Defeat Shellbreaker!
Defeat Stompy!
Defeat Space Box!
Win the game!
Find 100% map!
Save Sun Snail!
Find 100% items!
Win Slug Mode!
Win in less than 30 minutes!
Win Boss Rush!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (55/140 points)
you took one mean shit
Congrats! you found the wrench.
Successfully created a bag of shit
Winner of the pillow fight
Saved the hot teacher
You won the game
Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/265 points)
Appreciate those good, good people in the credit screen!
Destroy a total of 100 asteroids
Obtain full plasma, laser upgrades with a shield equipped
Destroy a total of 500 mines
Defeat the evil one eye'd space crab on normal mode
Don't let a single pink enemy past you!
Save the universe from the evil space crab on Hardcore difficulty!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (60/110 points)
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.