Total Medals Earned: 3,419 (From 465 different games.) Total Medal Score: 72,080 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (45/170 points)
There is much to be discovered in the Wild West...
Score a 100x multiplier or better.
Finish the game.
Score a 500x multiplier or better.
Finish the game without crashing.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/365 points)
No, not the rabbit!
Defeat the Mysterious Man in Ch. 2
Beat the game
Unlock everything that can be gotten from beating the game multiple times.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (160/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/140 points)
Collect three Golden Harpoons!
Kill yourself with a Red Barrier!
Kill a Slimy with your Harpoon.
Collect six Golden Harpoons!
Watch this mysterious stranger blink.
Kill yourself with your own Harpoon!
Collect the Golden Harpoon found in Scary Places.
Collect the last of every goldfish out there in the void.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Collecting 1000 points
Collecting 2000 points
Collecting 3000 points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (355/355 points)
get the first star
view the walkthrough
Im not single anymore, hoooraaaayyyy!!!!!!
get the second star
defeat don the dragon
defeat arnold the terminator
defeat rocky the italian seahorse
reached maxed level!!!
defeat big gomphus!!!
Medals Earned: 9/9 (375/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 9/13 (160/385 points)
Obtain the gun
Collect a coin
Murder an enemy
Kill all the enemies
Collect all the coins
Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins
Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!